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President Bush reeled back, his senses shocked, as he quickly closed the door on the Chinese ceremonial flatulence chamber.

UN ambassador nominee John Bolton lashes back at the senate approval committee by firing a tiny invisible bow and arrow.

Secretary of State Rice and Afghan Foreign Minister Abdullah Abdullah shared a laugh after Abdullah surprised Ms. Rice by removing his rubber hand.

Got milk?

I like Baccardi on the rocks
and six-party talks.
I got more rhymes than celery got stalks.
South Korea is whack
and that's a fact.
I'll pop a cap in its ass with my nuclear gat.

Cuban Foreign Minister Felipe Perez congratulates Uruguay's president Tabare Vazquez on his nomination for the Miss Universe pageant. (Xinhua Photo)

When asked what he thought the legal age of consent in California should be, Jackson did not respond. He merely gestured his answer to the eager Associated Press reporter.


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